Story of my Life.

Vick . You are my funniest friend. I hope you see this . I love your long tail . and your love of cats is a beautiful love to have.

you are the worst . the absolute worst.

and that is what it would feel like if i hated you . but i dont so those words would never comeout of my mouth unless i was joking.

so your the best , u da fking best u dahh fking best. just like drake would say .

so today i was walking in the hall . and i heard this weird sound coming from the cat room . and i walked in there , and a freaking cat was in there just chillin !! like not a dead one either. it was weird cause it was half dead i think . like it was all slimy and smelled. but it was still walking around like no ones business. so i wasnt sure if this was a trick or a treat or what was going on . so i got down on one knee , and was like kitty kitty . come here . and sure enough it stumbled on over. and i just knew i had to keep it . so i put it on my shoulder , and walked around with it . everything was going great. he was my best frieend. right before i gave it a name . some FREAK BITCH just came over and punched it off my shoulder !! so now it was really dead. and i figured that i would put it back in the cat room .. where real cats go to die.. or go when they are dead. now it deserves to be disected by the best.